February 2012
if someone buys me netflix i’ll let them pet my guinea pig
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i think i have lost all ability to draw
my mom won’t let me adopt bambi (guinea pig) because i’m going away for four weeks this summer, even though one of my friends is willing to watch her
meanwhile my sister has been away for a total of about 3 months since she’s gotten her puppy
yeah, okay
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“Get in loser, we’re going shopping.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
petitioning to rename guinea pigs “lettuce-eared booty pigs”
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How much are you going to spend on birth control... →
katieheaney:
“Just a few dollars.” - Rick Santorum
It’s like a super fun, horrifically expensive online calculator game.
im glad my relationship is nap-centric
i love my pets so much I don’t understand how some people can have pets and not care about them
"six word memoirs"
velocera:
guinea pigs guinea pigs guinea pigs
@froobat
agreed! touching is what bothers me the most but I’m also afraid of close ups of eyes even when they’re not doing anything. I think I’m fine with painted eyes (or at least the one I have) because the iris is completely abstract, the eye isn’t shiny, and there are no eyelashes. so it is different :)
I really wanna learn more about guinea pig genetics and different coat patterns and traits but that info just isn’t out there :c
and before anyone asks why I have a huge poster of an eye in my room despite being afraid of eyes its because its by Rene Magritte and is abstract enough to be awesome
velocera:
i think when i go home i will buy all the piggies and keep a herd in my room also bunnies too
i can move all my books to various other locations, i can keep the chest with all my clothes in, i can leave my desk because there is space under it, and then i will sleep in the closet (i have no bed)
this is a great plan my parents will never find out
i miss having netflix
my parents are convinced on demand is just as good
LIES
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franzboas:
capntrips:
myownmythology:
I don’t understand why people with depression or anxiety expect others to notice if they don’t really say anything. Your mother, your friends, people of society, are not mind readers. I used to think, “She’s my mom, she should obviously see my pain.” Yet, can you look at someone and tell what they’re feeling? We don’t carry around windows in our chests...
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myownmythology:
I don’t understand why people with depression or anxiety expect others to notice if they don’t really say anything. Your mother, your friends, people of society, are not mind readers. I used to think, “She’s my mom, she should obviously see my pain.” Yet, can you look at someone and tell what they’re feeling? We don’t carry around windows in our chests showing to the world our...
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I do get really tired of all of the...
introvertsarepeopletoo:
oneironautical:
missvoltairine:
and especially of depression, because it’s like, depression is, I feel, my BIGGEST OBSTACLE to productivity and creative self-expression.
Like, if I had to write a song while in a depressive episode, it would go:
I’m not getting up
I’m not getting up
fuck you
I’m not getting up
that’s my song.
And certainly, mental illness...
newt’s jowls for prez 2012
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franzboas:
newt: everyone shut up and pay attention to my jowls ps obama sux pps look at my jowls guise
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what is wrong with ron paul’s face
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ROMNEY SAVED THE OLYMPICS
i’ve decided romney is a vampire and not the sexy kind
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ehekic replied to your post: breaking news rick santorum exists
i thought he was just some face they made out of gay porn pics
correct
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franzboas replied to your post: umm romney you didn’t do that…
oh my god what the FUCK are they DOING
ugh seriously it was such a bad question all it did was give him a chance to show off